Manager Mark Ewing announced the Evil Dead's 2nd round pick today as Mat Gamel, 3b, Milwaukee Brewers system. Born in 1985, Gamel bats left, and has tremendous power, something the Evil Dead have lacked. He should hit for a high average. The question is where will he play, since he seems to be a butcher at 3b. Look for him to play most of the year in, you guessed it, Tibet....to work on his fielding.
Gamel was flown into a Chinese camp where he was briefed on the teachings of OUR LEADER: Chairman Mao. Frank LaLonde presented Gamel with his nickname: KZ Syndrome. He also received a pick axe and some movie tickets.
Gamel was happy to be drafted by the Chinese. "I am happy to be here in the fight for freedom from the USA Imperialist Stooges. I really hate the Missouri Fightin Farmers. God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of the Chinese," said Gamel.